Mike! Mikey! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike! I am such a terrible, terrible person! What an irresponsible friend you have who totally relies on his wife to know what day it is, let alone what the day is supposed to be. But even with Michelle's wonderful date retentive brain, I still can't believe it, but...


Please forgive me! Please forgive us! I really hope you had a wonderful 40th, and now everyone knows that I missed your milestone. Crap, I hope someone did something special for you. If not, just know that I'm sending special floral coloured brain wave transmissions to Victoria. You should be receiving them right about....NOW!