...so does that mean I don't have to buy a lawnmower?

Alright! I've been working here now for two weeks...well, actually, it's been 8 days. You see, I started on a week that ended on a four day weekend, so my first two weeks were four day weeks. Not too shabby, huh!

I'm just having that beginning job blues, though. Maybe I'm the only one who gets it! It's when you start a job, and you know absolutely nothing, and no one has time for you, so you either flub your way through stuff or twiddle your thumbs. Well, my thumbs are getting a little raw, my friends. I shouldn't complain, though, because, now did I mention this? I have a window! Yeah, I know I did. I just like saying it.

This will be my actual first weekend by my lonely lonesome. I may take in a movie or something. I do need to buy a lawnmower because, well, I have a lawn now. And it needs mowing. Because grass grows. No matter how much you yell at it not too.

That's it! I'm going to chase someone down, pin them to a wall and growl, "Teach me!" Nothing says "force" like a good growl. Try it sometimes. It scares small children.