Thursday, April 06, 2006
I'm actually golfing...
...This Saturday. Oh, I'm sure my group will be entertained by my lack of skill and knowledge of the sport. It's been 16 or 17 years since I actually swung a club, and I don't remember doing it too well back then either.
The deal is, since we're in Spring Break Up I guess the company has a little party of sorts to let off some steam. So far, about two hundred employees are coming to this thing. Should be pretty interesting to see the different talent (or lack there of, in my case) on the course.
I had a blast hanging out with the kiddies and Michelle on my days off. It was nice to see everyone there, too. Me, Dan and Shannon took in a gore flick while I was back there, and it's just so refreshing to see that some movies are still made with out the need to make a blockbuster and just to entertain a certain faction of the population that likes to see people torn apart in grotesque and interesting ways. My goodness, you think I'd develop a certain amount of taste as I matured. Well, I've got news for you! I have taste, but it's all bad, and I don't really ever plan on maturing (teh heh).
So, I ridiculed my buddy Mike for not reading my blog when he asked me certain questions that could have been answered if he would have just spent five minutes to see how his friend was doing, and I guess to some extent, I ridiculed Shannon for the exact same reason. So I thought I'd spend the rest of this entry making fun of them as they probably won't read it anyway. So, here goes:
Mike is so old, he's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license
Shannon's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
I told Mike to act his age once, so he went senile.
When Shannon was born, his mother decided to leave him on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Mike's great at time management....He always sets aside enough time to humiliate himself.
Some people say Shannon's a great wit, but most agree that they are only half right.
Alright, alright! That's enough! It's pretty obvious that I shouldn't be making fun of anybody, right?
So I just got a call from my cousin Brendan who's doing a coop in Calgary, and that turned me into that rude guy who talks in the library on his cell phone. Don't you hate that guy? I should be punished! In fact, I'm going to ground myself to the TV tonight and force myself to watch two or three hours of Ultimate Fighting Championship. Yup! I'm going to force myself to watch grown, mature men beat the ever living stuff out of each other, and, you know what? I may even smile.
The deal is, since we're in Spring Break Up I guess the company has a little party of sorts to let off some steam. So far, about two hundred employees are coming to this thing. Should be pretty interesting to see the different talent (or lack there of, in my case) on the course.
I had a blast hanging out with the kiddies and Michelle on my days off. It was nice to see everyone there, too. Me, Dan and Shannon took in a gore flick while I was back there, and it's just so refreshing to see that some movies are still made with out the need to make a blockbuster and just to entertain a certain faction of the population that likes to see people torn apart in grotesque and interesting ways. My goodness, you think I'd develop a certain amount of taste as I matured. Well, I've got news for you! I have taste, but it's all bad, and I don't really ever plan on maturing (teh heh).
So, I ridiculed my buddy Mike for not reading my blog when he asked me certain questions that could have been answered if he would have just spent five minutes to see how his friend was doing, and I guess to some extent, I ridiculed Shannon for the exact same reason. So I thought I'd spend the rest of this entry making fun of them as they probably won't read it anyway. So, here goes:
Mike is so old, he's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license
Shannon's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
I told Mike to act his age once, so he went senile.
When Shannon was born, his mother decided to leave him on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
Mike's great at time management....He always sets aside enough time to humiliate himself.
Some people say Shannon's a great wit, but most agree that they are only half right.
Alright, alright! That's enough! It's pretty obvious that I shouldn't be making fun of anybody, right?
So I just got a call from my cousin Brendan who's doing a coop in Calgary, and that turned me into that rude guy who talks in the library on his cell phone. Don't you hate that guy? I should be punished! In fact, I'm going to ground myself to the TV tonight and force myself to watch two or three hours of Ultimate Fighting Championship. Yup! I'm going to force myself to watch grown, mature men beat the ever living stuff out of each other, and, you know what? I may even smile.
